I feel like my hair isn’t getting any longer, just bigger. There’s so much of it!
Came to buy a trailer from my grandpa, and we made eye contact, he gave me the look guys! And then my grandpa told me he’s married…
I might cry. Or break up the marriage. He looked too young to be married anyways.
I’m not a bad person. I promise.
Then I wind up crying about everything.
KILL ME NOW.